Trumpet Phail

Monday morning, I'm still snoring, from all the whoring, from all the conforming.
It's never boring, to disregard the warnings, just for the sake of ignoring, the goddamn Monday morning.

There, there's no worse way to start the week than with rhyming. Because Monday rhymes with Sunday. And it fucking isn't Sunday. Crap. Crap. Crappola. Crappoly? Meh.

N-E-Wayz, Trumpet crapday has it's song. Wheeee! It's "So Sad To Say" by the American ska band The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Are they mighty or what. Couldn't tell from the band's name. So yeah, I wanted to go nerdville with them. Google returns 57,400 results for The Mighty Mighty Bosstones and 57,600 for The Mighty Bosstones. What. The. Fuck?!
 
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you." - Robin Williams