Friday, December 31, 2010


2009 is the year when Mr. God and his lackeys murdered Michael Jackson, the ultimatest royalty of pop. They've popped the king of pop. Plus everywhere panicked about the swine flu. Damn those dirty, sick animals. Pigs too.
Album-of-the-year award goes to: War Is The Answer by Five Finger Death Punch, a heavy metal band from California, USA. Pure unadulterated mindless aggression. Nitro testosterone awesomeness.

I'm sorry for the demon I've become
You should be sorry for the angel you are not

A well-deserved second place goes to Tidal Eyes by Queen Killing Kings. Retards classify them as indie rock. Fools. Anyway, its awesomeness lies in the fact that it's rock music without the electric guitar! Genius! Third place goes to Ellipse by Imogen Heap. She grows musically with every album and we like her for that.

I fucking double-dare you to walk in my shoes.

Remember: Not. Like. You. Just NOT.

That's it, decade over. Now we have a reminder what kind of music was cool to us back then-now. I could've written tomes of essays on this. But why? We're not planning going deaf any time soon. And this will also serve as a reminder that we used words like awesome and cool way too much. Well, no way to go but up, right? Rape on!

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